The Queen Bee

The Queen of All I Survey

This chair was in the child’s bee garden at Longwood Gardens but I had to throw my fat ass into it to rest.  And when did I get so damn fat?  OK, I know I shouldn’t be wearing horizontal stripes but I like the shirt.  Seriously, maybe I wouldn’t look so big if I didn’t have those HUGE boobs.  They stick out (no pun intended) in every damn picture that I’m in.  And check out my shoes and socks.  The shoes are my faves – they’re from Land’s End and they are so comfortable but the star socks…what the hell was I thinking?

I’ll tell ya what I was thinking.  Comfort – I’m all about comfort on the weekends.  If I could have gone without a bra, I would have…but it would have been ugly.  I think I wore some lipstick, but no other makeup and I’ve already decided that I’m not going to wear any makeup when I’m down the shore next week – I’ll be au natural – my mom called it “letting my skin breathe”.

Well, at least the hair looks good.

About two seconds after my husband took this pic, some little kid with sticky hands and a nasty attitude threw me out of the chair.  Little bastard.

One of my new favorite blogs is New Dress a Day. Every day I read to see what cute shirt or dress she has created from a something she has picked up from Goodwill.  If you like to sew, you’ll love this site.

As of 5:00 today, I am now officially on vacation until September 21.  I rented a condo in Cape May for the week – daughter and her boyfriend and Youngest Son are coming down this Saturday and leaving on Monday night – then Hub and I will be on vacation by ourselves until next Saturday!  I am so disenchanted with my job and I need this time off to convince myself to stay here.

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“"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy.'” William Butler Yeats
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4 Responses to The Queen Bee

  1. poolagirl says:

    I plan to wear a Hawaiian print blouse and my plaid shoes tomorrow.

  2. mercystreet says:

    I think you look great. Enjoy the vacation.

  3. Yankee Chick says:

    You do look fabulous! And quit complaining about your abundance of boobage…..there are those of us that would kill for some of that! Have a terrific, well deserved vacation, girl.

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