Monthly Archives: December 2010

Rushing to Beat the Snow

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Two Xanax Visit

Only two xanax needed to be consumed in the making of this Christmas memory. They arrived a day later than they had originally told me they were coming because of an ugly fight they had.  My son called me on Wednesday … Continue reading

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Emergency Prescription

Calling all xanax users!!  Please collect all extra xanax, blue, orange, white – whatever color you may have – whatever year it may have expired – and mail them to my home immediately.  I will reimburse each and every one of … Continue reading

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Love Letters

This is the message that myself, my son and my daughter and her boyfriend received by text this morning from my husband. “Tomorrow, Sat. 12-4, I plan on accomplishing a lot of chores around the house such as toilet install, … Continue reading

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Let the Building Begin!

Did I tell you that the township told me husband he can’t have the garage?  Something about building on a slope and property lines and flood plains – I don’t know.  Can you fricken’ believe it?  Now we all know … Continue reading

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How the Biotch Stole Christmas

I decorated my cubicle at work today.  I have my army of snowmen patrolling the shelves.  I stapled Christmas fabric on two of the walls and a Christmas house flag on another wall.  I then hung a Christmas wreath scattered with … Continue reading

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