Did you know there were places to go if your kid has head lice? Check out this website Lice Lifters!
Where the hell were these companies when my kids were growing up? Pre-Effexor, one of my OCD challenges was head lice. Every god damn spring, as soon as that letter came home from school with the words “possible head lice infestation”, I would start picking through their hair like a long-tail macaque sitting in a hot spring.
Fortunately, I never found anything! God knows what I would have done if I had discovered one of those louses or nits setting up camp in their heads. I would have treated those kids until their hair follicles fell out!